Stocks fall, everyone dies.
Jubilation Lee's hated word of the day:

Recession.

I'd probably go as far as to say that it's my hated word of the week, or month, or however longer it's going to get tossed about. Every time I hear it on the news, or read it somewhere my heart goes 'fuh-dump', and it'd be really lame if I got heart failure from this. Or starve to death eventually.

Just say 'NO' to death by economic recession.